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"Valiant hires new third shift janitorial service."

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This made me chuckle pretty hard earlier today.

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:funnypost:
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:lol: :lol:

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Hahahahahahahaha!

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Damn, this is the big times now, for Albertsons!

3rd shift, while it's a foot in the door, 2nd shift is just around the corner!
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That is quality snark.

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Oh man, just spot on. I saw there were news of another sales person or whatever being promoted, this nails the whole situation. :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Don't let this distract you from the fact that why didn't renew their contract with RicoMortis Snacks and Co. This Janitor promotion is just here to distract you from the fact that they're getting rid of the vending machines and breakroom coffee maker. Now everyone has to go across the street to S00bways for their lunch break.

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I enjoy good snark, but I like to be snarky back when it's deserved. In this case, they didn't even proofread it.

"Marta who keeps the woman's restrooms spotless"

So much for gender equality. There's only one woman, and she gets multiple restrooms all to herself. :o

"Swartzen who has not missed a paper towel on the flood ..."
I thought Noah's family and some animals were the only ones "on the flood". :kidaround:

"... in over ten months straight!."

Sometimes people get excited!. Not excited. Not excited! Just excited!. :wink:

"Albertson's will continue to the exclusive warehouse sanitation ..."

Someone definitely forgot to the proofreading. :|

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On the be indeed. :P

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greg wrote:I enjoy good snark, but I like to be snarky back when it's deserved. In this case, they didn't even proofread it.

"Marta who keeps the woman's restrooms spotless"

So much for gender equality. There's only one woman, and she gets multiple restrooms all to herself. :o

"Swartzen who has not missed a paper towel on the flood ..."
I thought Noah's family and some animals were the only ones "on the flood". :kidaround:

"... in over ten months straight!."

Sometimes people get excited!. Not excited. Not excited! Just excited!. :wink:

"Albertson's will continue to the exclusive warehouse sanitation ..."

Someone definitely forgot to the proofreading. :|

"You have to have people you can depend on the be successful"

On the be indeed. :P
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greg wrote:I enjoy good snark, but I like to be snarky back when it's deserved. In this case, they didn't even proofread it.

"Marta who keeps the woman's restrooms spotless"

So much for gender equality. There's only one woman, and she gets multiple restrooms all to herself. :o

"Swartzen who has not missed a paper towel on the flood ..."
I thought Noah's family and some animals were the only ones "on the flood". :kidaround:

"... in over ten months straight!."

Sometimes people get excited!. Not excited. Not excited! Just excited!. :wink:

"Albertson's will continue to the exclusive warehouse sanitation ..."

Someone definitely forgot to the proofreading. :|

"You have to have people you can depend on the be successful"

On the be indeed. :P
That's how you know its authentic. It's not an official Valiant publication without at least one spelling/grammatical error.

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SuperMage wrote:Don't let this distract you from the fact that why didn't renew their contract with RicoMortis Snacks and Co. This Janitor promotion is just here to distract you from the fact that they're getting rid of the vending machines and breakroom coffee maker. Now everyone has to go across the street to S00bways for their lunch break.
Plenty of good lunch options in that neighborhood. No need for vending machines.
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