"Valiant hires new third shift janitorial service."
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"Valiant hires new third shift janitorial service."
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This made me chuckle pretty hard earlier today.
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Re: "Valiant hires new third shift janitorial service."
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Re: "Valiant hires new third shift janitorial service."
Hahahahahahahaha!
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Re: "Valiant hires new third shift janitorial service."
Damn, this is the big times now, for Albertsons!
3rd shift, while it's a foot in the door, 2nd shift is just around the corner!
3rd shift, while it's a foot in the door, 2nd shift is just around the corner!
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Re: "Valiant hires new third shift janitorial service."
That is quality snark.
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Re: "Valiant hires new third shift janitorial service."
Oh man, just spot on. I saw there were news of another sales person or whatever being promoted, this nails the whole situation.
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Re: "Valiant hires new third shift janitorial service."
Don't let this distract you from the fact that why didn't renew their contract with RicoMortis Snacks and Co. This Janitor promotion is just here to distract you from the fact that they're getting rid of the vending machines and breakroom coffee maker. Now everyone has to go across the street to S00bways for their lunch break.
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Re: "Valiant hires new third shift janitorial service."
I enjoy good snark, but I like to be snarky back when it's deserved. In this case, they didn't even proofread it.
"Marta who keeps the woman's restrooms spotless"
So much for gender equality. There's only one woman, and she gets multiple restrooms all to herself.
"Swartzen who has not missed a paper towel on the flood ..."
I thought Noah's family and some animals were the only ones "on the flood".
"... in over ten months straight!."
Sometimes people get excited!. Not excited. Not excited! Just excited!.
"Albertson's will continue to the exclusive warehouse sanitation ..."
Someone definitely forgot to the proofreading.
"You have to have people you can depend on the be successful"
On the be indeed.
"Marta who keeps the woman's restrooms spotless"
So much for gender equality. There's only one woman, and she gets multiple restrooms all to herself.
"Swartzen who has not missed a paper towel on the flood ..."
I thought Noah's family and some animals were the only ones "on the flood".
"... in over ten months straight!."
Sometimes people get excited!. Not excited. Not excited! Just excited!.
"Albertson's will continue to the exclusive warehouse sanitation ..."
Someone definitely forgot to the proofreading.
"You have to have people you can depend on the be successful"
On the be indeed.
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Re: "Valiant hires new third shift janitorial service."
I had six shots after dinner and can find no fault at all in this very professional and legitimately inspiring press release. This being said.. please forward all Rai 0 10.0 cgc copies to my home office for review of their authenticity.greg wrote:I enjoy good snark, but I like to be snarky back when it's deserved. In this case, they didn't even proofread it.
"Marta who keeps the woman's restrooms spotless"
So much for gender equality. There's only one woman, and she gets multiple restrooms all to herself.
"Swartzen who has not missed a paper towel on the flood ..."
I thought Noah's family and some animals were the only ones "on the flood".
"... in over ten months straight!."
Sometimes people get excited!. Not excited. Not excited! Just excited!.
"Albertson's will continue to the exclusive warehouse sanitation ..."
Someone definitely forgot to the proofreading.
"You have to have people you can depend on the be successful"
On the be indeed.
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Re: "Valiant hires new third shift janitorial service."
That's how you know its authentic. It's not an official Valiant publication without at least one spelling/grammatical error.greg wrote:I enjoy good snark, but I like to be snarky back when it's deserved. In this case, they didn't even proofread it.
"Marta who keeps the woman's restrooms spotless"
So much for gender equality. There's only one woman, and she gets multiple restrooms all to herself.
"Swartzen who has not missed a paper towel on the flood ..."
I thought Noah's family and some animals were the only ones "on the flood".
"... in over ten months straight!."
Sometimes people get excited!. Not excited. Not excited! Just excited!.
"Albertson's will continue to the exclusive warehouse sanitation ..."
Someone definitely forgot to the proofreading.
"You have to have people you can depend on the be successful"
On the be indeed.
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Re: "Valiant hires new third shift janitorial service."
Plenty of good lunch options in that neighborhood. No need for vending machines.SuperMage wrote:Don't let this distract you from the fact that why didn't renew their contract with RicoMortis Snacks and Co. This Janitor promotion is just here to distract you from the fact that they're getting rid of the vending machines and breakroom coffee maker. Now everyone has to go across the street to S00bways for their lunch break.
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