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Joe Petrilak's "Let's Unscrew Everyone" Exclusive Auction!

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Auction is exclusive here and ends Sunday, April 9th at midnight EST.

Post your offer here and we look at the clock to see who won

Monies go to the "Help Joe Petrilak Financially Unscrew Everyone On This Board" Fund to unscrew everyone here... any extra money goes somewhere else or to charity or something.

Book and comic... February 1997.

EST. VALUE: $250.00

Let the bidding begin.

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Size is 2X, as if size mattered on something like this.

The shirt is still in the sealed original bag that was in my closet for the last 20 years away from air and is PERFECTLY BRAND NEW in appearance... the image shows the shadows on the shirt etc...

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Can I at least get a "HOLY COW!!!" from someone!

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Holy cow!? I have no idea what I am looking at though...lol

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BWS decided, after Malibu, to start his own comic series... they were king-sized comic books emblazoned with HIS NAME and HIS BOOK on the title... this is issue #5 with the now-impossible-to-find, original TINR t-shirt THAT YOU WILL NOT FIND ANYWHERE ELSE!!! This is AN IMPOSSIBLE T-SHIRT to find!!!

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This is PURE GOLD to any BWS fan...

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This shirt, mailed to BWS with the book, will get you "anything you want signed by BWS" it's so rare... FIND ONE AND I WILL PAY YOU $250 FOR IT!!!

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I have the slipcase "set" of the Storytellers series, which was never finished... so I almost know what you're talking about. But I'm not sure I could ever get as excited as you are about the t-shirt.

I think you may have found a small subset of BWS non-Valiant collectors within the small subset of Valiant collectors who are a small subset of modern comic collectors who are a small subset of all comic collectors... which consists of one person... Knob Row.

Now you know your unique place in the universe. :lol:

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greg wrote:I have the slipcase "set" of the Storytellers series, which was never finished... so I almost know what you're talking about. But I'm not sure I could ever get as excited as you are about the t-shirt.

I think you may have found a small subset of BWS non-Valiant collectors within the small subset of Valiant collectors who are a small subset of modern comic collectors who are a small subset of all comic collectors... which consists of one person... Knob Row.

Now you know your unique place in the universe. :lol:
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Hmmm...

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So... I should take it out of the bag and wear it??? I am trying to unscrew everyone here...

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
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lorddunlow wrote:What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A light bulb doesn't have a living, breathing human being inside of it?

Little abortion humor to lighten the mood.

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Alright guys... the auction is dead then.

I'll wait another 20 years then sell it LOL

Apart from that, I will now unscrew everyone... Sonic is in charge of that.

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I found this on ebay, do i get $250.http://www.ebay.com/itm/BWS-This-Is-Not ... SwU8hY5wSo" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Sorry guys... I just thought it was worth more... hmmm... is there a BWS fan club? etc... I will unscrew everyone soon....


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