Where do the "MY STORY" folks go?

jedimarley · Post by **jedimarley** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:10:03 am

leonmallett wrote:
jedimarley wrote:'Liaison'? Over here we call that 'Banging'.
You have previously noted how polite we Brits are!

No need to be polite when it comes to chicks.

leonmallett · Post by **leonmallett** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:13:31 am

jedimarley wrote:
leonmallett wrote:
jedimarley wrote:'Liaison'? Over here we call that 'Banging'.
You have previously noted how polite we Brits are!
No need to be polite when it comes to chicks.

My fiancee is in the next rooom - man must utilise caution! You're a braver man than me!

slym2none · Post by **slym2none** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:52:17 am

leonmallett wrote:There was a girl I had a 'liaison' with but then couldn't bring myself to date for the very reason of a shaved head.

So, you'd bang her but wouldn't go out with her???

Sounds like my kind of girl.

-slym

slym2none · Post by **slym2none** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:52:56 am

jedimarley wrote:'Liaison'? Over here we call that 'Banging'.

OMFG.....

-slym (really needs to read all posts before responding)

Daniel Jackson · Post by **Daniel Jackson** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 12:09:12 pm

jedimarley wrote:
leonmallett wrote:
jedimarley wrote:'Liaison'? Over here we call that 'Banging'.
You have previously noted how polite we Brits are!
No need to be polite when it comes to chicks.

Don't let your wife read that.

siren3-4 · Post by **siren3-4** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:09:00 am

leonmallett wrote:There was a girl I had a 'liaison' with but then couldn't bring myself to date for the very reason of a shaved head.

I hope it wasn't 'dangerous' . . . . .

I can't believe I typed that . . . .

cobra_commander · Post by **cobra_commander** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:11:28 am

siren3-4 wrote:
leonmallett wrote:There was a girl I had a 'liaison' with but then couldn't bring myself to date for the very reason of a shaved head.
I hope it wasn't 'dangerous' . . . . .

I can't believe I typed that . . . .

cobra_commander · Post by **cobra_commander** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:14:51 am

leonmallett wrote:There was a girl I had a 'liaison' with but then couldn't bring myself to date for the very reason of a shaved head.

Waitaminute...you banged/ had a liason with/ whatever...with a chick with a shaved head?

And nobody's posted about this, the chat is about "liason"

Please Leon...elaborate...

leonmallett · Post by **leonmallett** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:26:46 am

I leave ou the most sordid details. Met her in a club, woke up the next day after doing the deed and realised I did not know her name (or had been too drunk to remember). Her head shaved. Thankfully she had certificates with her name on around her place...

siren3-4 · Post by **siren3-4** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:31:41 am

leonmallett wrote:I leave ou the most sordid details. Met her in a club, woke up the next day after doing the deed and realised I did not know her name (or had been too drunk to remember). Her head shaved. Thankfully she had certificates with her name on around her place...

Did the carpet match the drapes ??? or lack thereof . . . nevermind.

SnotDrip · Post by **SnotDrip** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:36:25 am

jedimarley wrote:Ensign Camel-Toe?

ROFL

leonmallett · Post by **leonmallett** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:44:50 am

siren3-4 wrote:
leonmallett wrote:I leave ou the most sordid details. Met her in a club, woke up the next day after doing the deed and realised I did not know her name (or had been too drunk to remember). Her head shaved. Thankfully she had certificates with her name on around her place...
Did the carpet match the drapes ??? or lack thereof . . . nevermind.

No.

ZephyrWasHOT!! · Post by **ZephyrWasHOT!!** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:35:44 pm

leonmallett wrote:I leave ou the most sordid details. Met her in a club, woke up the next day after doing the deed and realised I did not know her name (or had been too drunk to remember). Her head shaved. Thankfully she had certificates with her name on around her place...

Around here, we call that "Coyote Ugly"...

siren3-4 · Post by **siren3-4** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:43:49 pm

ZephyrWasHOT!! wrote:
leonmallett wrote:I leave ou the most sordid details. Met her in a club, woke up the next day after doing the deed and realised I did not know her name (or had been too drunk to remember). Her head shaved. Thankfully she had certificates with her name on around her place...
Around here, we call that "Coyote Ugly"...

Ugly Coyote ?

leonmallett · Post by **leonmallett** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:52:11 pm

ZephyrWasHOT!! wrote:
leonmallett wrote:I leave ou the most sordid details. Met her in a club, woke up the next day after doing the deed and realised I did not know her name (or had been too drunk to remember). Her head shaved. Thankfully she had certificates with her name on around her place...
Around here, we call that "Coyote Ugly"...

She was attractive. Except for the shaved head thing. Which only bothered me when I sobered up.

Chiclo · Post by **Chiclo** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:58:53 pm

siren3-4 wrote:
ZephyrWasHOT!! wrote:
leonmallett wrote:I leave ou the most sordid details. Met her in a club, woke up the next day after doing the deed and realised I did not know her name (or had been too drunk to remember). Her head shaved. Thankfully she had certificates with her name on around her place...
Around here, we call that "Coyote Ugly"...
Ugly Coyote ?

That's one of the worst cases of mange I have ever seen.

About 2 years ago, the local coyote population was utterly destroyed by a plague of the mange and of course as a friendly neighbourhood arms dealer I heard all about it - and about 6 months later there was a glut of people coming in wanting pellet guns to help control the rabbit population.

The rabbit and coyote populations seem to have balanced out again, though.

cobra_commander · Post by **cobra_commander** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:17:30 pm

Chiclo wrote:
siren3-4 wrote:
ZephyrWasHOT!! wrote:
leonmallett wrote:I leave ou the most sordid details. Met her in a club, woke up the next day after doing the deed and realised I did not know her name (or had been too drunk to remember). Her head shaved. Thankfully she had certificates with her name on around her place...
Around here, we call that "Coyote Ugly"...
Ugly Coyote ?

That's one of the worst cases of mange I have ever seen.

About 2 years ago, the local coyote population was utterly destroyed by a plague of the mange and of course as a friendly neighbourhood arms dealer I heard all about it - and about 6 months later there was a glut of people coming in wanting pellet guns to help control the rabbit population.

The rabbit and coyote populations seem to have balanced out again, though.

This is by far one of the weirdest threads I've ever read. Pictures of mangey coyotes, Leon diddling a chick with a shaved head...anyone else got any other stories they wanna fess' up to?

siren3-4 · Post by **siren3-4** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:01:51 am

cobra_commander wrote: This is by far one of the weirdest threads I've ever read. Pictures of mangey coyotes, Leon diddling a chick with a shaved head...anyone else got any other stories they wanna fess' up to?

Sometimes, when I am home alone . . . .my statues talk to me. . . .

It all started when I bought my first sandman statue Destiny . . .

When I displayed the statue I had a weird kind of feeling . . . almost like I was at the beach, standing in the water, but the water was warm and calm . .

I realized then that I had *SQUEE* myself . . . but still, I knew that something weird was going on. It slowly spread from there and I could swear that there were different pages showing up on Destiny’s open book.

Soon, I noticed that Grifter was hold his gun a little more toward the Punisher than he was before, the punisher was just standing there like he was saying “You don’t have the Balls you 2 bit rip off” and Grifter was like “I’ll show you my balls you necrophiliac 1 note sissy” so I separated them before things got too violent . . .or gay.

. . . . .maybe I should keep these things to myself . . . .

leonmallett · Post by **leonmallett** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:43:39 am

siren3-4 wrote:
cobra_commander wrote: This is by far one of the weirdest threads I've ever read. Pictures of mangey coyotes, Leon diddling a chick with a shaved head...anyone else got any other stories they wanna fess' up to?
Sometimes, when I am home alone . . . .my statues talk to me. . . .

It all started when I bought my first sandman statue Destiny . . .

When I displayed the statue I had a weird kind of feeling . . . almost like I was at the beach, standing in the water, but the water was warm and calm . .

I realized then that I had *SQUEE* myself . . . but still, I knew that something weird was going on. It slowly spread from there and I could swear that there were different pages showing up on Destiny’s open book.

Soon, I noticed that Grifter was hold his gun a little more toward the Punisher than he was before, the punisher was just standing there like he was saying “You don’t have the Balls you 2 bit rip off” and Grifter was like “I’ll show you my balls you necrophiliac 1 note sissy” so I separated them before things got too violent . . .or gay.

. . . . .maybe I should keep these things to myself . . . .

leonmallett · Post by **leonmallett** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:44:35 am

siren3-4 wrote:“You don’t have the Balls you 2 bit rip off” and Grifter was like “I’ll show you my balls you necrophiliac 1 note sissy” so I separated them before things got too violent . . .or gay.

. . . . .maybe I should keep these things to myself . . . .

cobra_commander · Post by **cobra_commander** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:15:25 am

leonmallett wrote:
siren3-4 wrote:“You don’t have the Balls you 2 bit rip off” and Grifter was like “I’ll show you my balls you necrophiliac 1 note sissy” so I separated them before things got too violent . . .or gay.

. . . . .maybe I should keep these things to myself . . . .

The Punisher is a necrophiliac?

Rufusharley · Post by **Rufusharley** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:01:55 pm

siren3-4 wrote:
cobra_commander wrote: This is by far one of the weirdest threads I've ever read. Pictures of mangey coyotes, Leon diddling a chick with a shaved head...anyone else got any other stories they wanna fess' up to?
Sometimes, when I am home alone . . . .my statues talk to me. . . .

It all started when I bought my first sandman statue Destiny . . .

When I displayed the statue I had a weird kind of feeling . . . almost like I was at the beach, standing in the water, but the water was warm and calm . .

I realized then that I had *SQUEE* myself . . . but still, I knew that something weird was going on. It slowly spread from there and I could swear that there were different pages showing up on Destiny’s open book.

Soon, I noticed that Grifter was hold his gun a little more toward the Punisher than he was before, the punisher was just standing there like he was saying “You don’t have the Balls you 2 bit rip off” and Grifter was like “I’ll show you my balls you necrophiliac 1 note sissy” so I separated them before things got too violent . . .or gay.

. . . . .maybe I should keep these things to myself . . . .

Rufusharley · Post by **Rufusharley** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:02:23 pm

You know where that's going!

Daniel Jackson · Post by **Daniel Jackson** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:51:41 pm

Something tells me Siren is going to regret posting that when it's time for his custom level.

ZephyrWasHOT!! · Post by **ZephyrWasHOT!!** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:43:04 pm

How about only 1 arm...?