Aunt May Paker, R.I.P. March, ?, 2007.

TheQuestionMan · Post by **TheQuestionMan** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 2:27 am

Aunt May Parker

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aunt_May

Peter Parker/Spiderman goes berserk.

QM

cobra_commander · Post by **cobra_commander** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:10 am

If they do it as part of a meaningful story than its ok but if this is yet another gimmick that is really low.

whovianone · Post by **whovianone** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:49 am

cobra_commander wrote:If they do it as part of a meaningful story than its ok but if this is yet another gimmick that is really low.

Yeah, I stopped reading Spidey (After about an 8 year long stretch of not missing an issue) right before the Clone Saga deal.

To paraphrase a great song...

"You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit in the wind, you don't pull on the mask of the ole' Lone Ranger, and.." You don't mess with Aunt May.

Nuff Said

depluto · Post by **depluto** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:13 am

The story was handled with class. Kraven was going down on her, doing some kind of jungle trick, and she came so hard she died.

..

betterthanezra · Post by **betterthanezra** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 11:00 am

depluto wrote:The story was handled with class. Kraven was going down on her, doing some kind of jungle trick, and she came so hard she died.

..

Now thats going out in a classy way...

-Brian

Daniel Jackson · Post by **Daniel Jackson** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 1:57 pm

betterthanezra wrote:
depluto wrote:The story was handled with class. Kraven was going down on her, doing some kind of jungle trick, and she came so hard she died.

..

Now thats going out in a classy way...

-Brian

Boy, Spidey books sure are different these days.

ibreakhorses · Post by **ibreakhorses** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 2:07 pm

Daniel Jackson wrote:
betterthanezra wrote:
depluto wrote:The story was handled with class. Kraven was going down on her, doing some kind of jungle trick, and she came so hard she died.

..

Now thats going out in a classy way...

-Brian
Boy, Spidey books sure are different these days.

Heath · Post by **Heath** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 2:32 pm

How about a little discretion with the thread titles for those of us who only receive our comics once a month and don't want them spoiled before we even get them?

greg · Post by **greg** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 3:50 pm

Why does this sound familiar?

Kino · Post by **Kino** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 3:54 pm

greg wrote:Why does this sound familiar?

We must always remember that this is Marvel. It would not surprise me if Aunt May and Captain America are back before I finish this Vanilla Bean Frappacino from Starbucks.

Daniel Jackson · Post by **Daniel Jackson** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:12 pm

Kino wrote:
greg wrote:Why does this sound familiar?
We must always remember that this is Marvel. It would not surprise me if Aunt May and Captain America are back before I finish this Vanilla Bean Frappacino from Starbucks.

Or maybe they will bring back Aunt May as the next Cap......

Kino · Post by **Kino** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:21 pm

Daniel Jackson wrote:
Kino wrote:
greg wrote:Why does this sound familiar?
We must always remember that this is Marvel. It would not surprise me if Aunt May and Captain America are back before I finish this Vanilla Bean Frappacino from Starbucks.
Or maybe they will bring back Aunt May as the next Cap......

Well, I guess they are both about the same age...

ZephyrWasHOT!! · Post by **ZephyrWasHOT!!** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:57 pm

depluto wrote:The story was handled with class. Kraven was going down on her, doing some kind of jungle trick, and she came so hard she died.

..

ZephyrWasHOT!! · Post by **ZephyrWasHOT!!** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:58 pm

Daniel Jackson wrote:
Kino wrote:
greg wrote:Why does this sound familiar?
We must always remember that this is Marvel. It would not surprise me if Aunt May and Captain America are back before I finish this Vanilla Bean Frappacino from Starbucks.
Or maybe they will bring back Aunt May as the next Cap......

Or Cap will be back as the next Aunt May.....

Brother J · Post by **Brother J** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:06 pm

depluto wrote:The story was handled with class. Kraven was going down on her, doing some kind of jungle trick, and she came so hard she died.

..

Where do you come up with this *SQUEE*?

I think depluto should write some Marvel Comics, they'd be a hell of a lot more entertaining.

ZephyrWasHOT!! · Post by **ZephyrWasHOT!!** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:21 pm

Brother J wrote:
depluto wrote:The story was handled with class. Kraven was going down on her, doing some kind of jungle trick, and she came so hard she died.

..

Where do you come up with this *SQUEE*?

I think depluto should write some Marvel Comics, they'd be a hell of a lot more entertaining.

Didn't you know? Depluto's really Garth Ennis.

Daniel Jackson · Post by **Daniel Jackson** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:40 pm

Brother J wrote:
depluto wrote:The story was handled with class. Kraven was going down on her, doing some kind of jungle trick, and she came so hard she died.

..

Where do you come up with this *SQUEE*?

I think depluto should write some Marvel Comics, they'd be a hell of a lot more entertaining.

Hmm, somehow I don't think your LCS would be stocking those, maybe the adult store down the street.....

tssgery · Post by **tssgery** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:57 pm

Brother J wrote:
depluto wrote:The story was handled with class. Kraven was going down on her, doing some kind of jungle trick, and she came so hard she died.

..

Where do you come up with this *SQUEE*?

I think depluto should write some Marvel Comics, they'd be a hell of a lot more entertaining.

I'm not sure that seeing anyone going down on Aunt May would be exciting. Kind of repulsive, actually.

Chiclo · Post by **Chiclo** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:00 pm

tssgery wrote:
Brother J wrote:
depluto wrote:The story was handled with class. Kraven was going down on her, doing some kind of jungle trick, and she came so hard she died.

..

Where do you come up with this *SQUEE*?

I think depluto should write some Marvel Comics, they'd be a hell of a lot more entertaining.
I'm not sure that seeing anyone going down on Aunt May would be exciting. Kind of repulsive, actually.

You know how on the viagra commercials they are always saying things like "if your erection lasts more than 4 hours, contact a doctor"?

That's what they give you. That picture. Works like a charm.

Rai-fan · Post by **Rai-fan** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:38 pm

She's not dead. As the wiki article pointed out, as of the end of ASM 537, she's just in a coma.

Can't Peter just hire Dr. Strange or Jean Grey or someone to heal her?

Oh wait--i forget, is Jean Grey dead again this year?

Daniel Jackson · Post by **Daniel Jackson** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 10:12 pm

Rai-fan wrote:She's not dead. As the wiki article pointed out, as of the end of ASM 537, she's just in a coma.

Can't Peter just hire Dr. Strange or Jean Grey or someone to heal her?

Oh wait--i forget, is Jean Grey dead again this year?

She is in the movie.....

siren3-4 · Post by **siren3-4** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:42 am

ZephyrWasHOT!! wrote:
Daniel Jackson wrote:
Kino wrote:
greg wrote:Why does this sound familiar?
We must always remember that this is Marvel. It would not surprise me if Aunt May and Captain America are back before I finish this Vanilla Bean Frappacino from Starbucks.
Or maybe they will bring back Aunt May as the next Cap......
Or Cap will be back as the next Aunt May.....

I would read both of those . . . .

Daniel Jackson · Post by **Daniel Jackson** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:08 pm

siren3-4 wrote:
ZephyrWasHOT!! wrote:
Daniel Jackson wrote:
Kino wrote:
greg wrote:Why does this sound familiar?
We must always remember that this is Marvel. It would not surprise me if Aunt May and Captain America are back before I finish this Vanilla Bean Frappacino from Starbucks.
Or maybe they will bring back Aunt May as the next Cap......
Or Cap will be back as the next Aunt May.....
I would read both of those . . . .

I have no doubt....

Rocket2600 · Post by **Rocket2600** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:03 pm

Let see....Cap is coming back as Aunt May..

....Punisher is taking Cap's place (so it looks)..

That only means...

AUNT MAY is the new PUNISHER!

speedracex · Post by **speedracex** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:07 am

Daniel Jackson wrote:
betterthanezra wrote:
depluto wrote:The story was handled with class. Kraven was going down on her, doing some kind of jungle trick, and she came so hard she died.

..

Now thats going out in a classy way...

-Brian
Boy, Spidey books sure are different these days.

I read every Spidey book, and look forward to something really exciting to happen every week, but nothing does, hopefully one day it will