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depluto wrote:Not that I use those anymore (wife is fixed), but it might be nice to see some Valiant "Good Skin" condoms.
This is indeed a good skin. FEEL MY POWER!
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MarkRoseHFX wrote:
depluto wrote:Not that I use those anymore (wife is fixed), but it might be nice to see some Valiant "Good Skin" condoms.
This is indeed a good skin. FEEL MY POWER!
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lorddunlow wrote:I wonder if my LCS will sale these with the Yoohoo they advertise at the counter for the gaming crowd that lives there on Saturday nights?

Funny story: I called my LCS to ask what time they closed, as we were going out for dinner and were running late for our reservations. The guy says, "Oh, it's Saturday, so it's game night. It gets pretty wild here, so we don't close until 1am or so." :lol: :lol: :lol:

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MarkRoseHFX wrote:
depluto wrote:Not that I use those anymore (wife is fixed), but it might be nice to see some Valiant "Good Skin" condoms.
This is indeed a good skin. FEEL MY POWER!
:lol: :lol: :lol:


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'Good Skin' condoms. Now that idea I CAN dig! :D
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depluto wrote:OK, I realize I just made this thread tacky.

:?
No, no. I was waiting for Wolf Class. 8-)

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depluto wrote:OK, I realize I just made this thread tacky.

:?
Tacky... or sticky? :o

While we're talking unlikely marketing materials, to go along with yours, I think Torque should have a body spray. "Eau de d-o-u-c-h-e" :P
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pixierosa wrote:
depluto wrote:OK, I realize I just made this thread tacky.

:?
Tacky... or sticky? :o

While we're talking unlikely marketing materials, to go along with yours, I think Torque should have a body spray. "Eau de d-o-u-c-h-e" :P
Did pixierosa really just make that joke or was her account hacked? :hm:

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Oh, it's me. I just try to not let my obnoxious side out on unsuspecting denizens of the interweb.
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pixierosa wrote:Oh, it's me. I just try to not let my obnoxious side out on unsuspecting denizens of the interweb.
I didn't know you had an obnoxious side. I thought you were just here to berate us about acting immature. :P

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Burrito Boy wrote:
pixierosa wrote:Oh, it's me. I just try to not let my obnoxious side out on unsuspecting denizens of the interweb.
I didn't know you had an obnoxious side. I thought you were just her to berate us about acting immature. :P
Only when you talk about "bewbies". :P

I'm plenty obnoxious, just deceptively nice.
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I would never talk about bewbies. It's uncivilized. :D

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pixierosa wrote:
depluto wrote:OK, I realize I just made this thread tacky.

:?
Tacky... or sticky? :o

While we're talking unlikely marketing materials, to go along with yours, I think Torque should have a body spray. "Eau de d-o-u-c-h-e" :P
I almost made that same joke when I read depluto's comment, but I decided against it. That makes pixierosa more immature than me. Congratulations pixierosa. That's impressive.
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Did somebody say bewbs?

"Good skin, *SQUEE* to me"

Sorry :bricks:

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lorddunlow wrote: I almost made that same joke when I read depluto's comment, but I decided against it. That makes pixierosa more immature than me. Congratulations pixierosa. That's impressive.
I'm sure you'll make a comeback. :kidaround:
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pixierosa wrote:...While we're talking unlikely marketing materials, to go along with yours, I think Torque should have a body spray. "Eau de d-o-u-c-h-e" :P
'Eau de Torquelette'??

Oh God, I just had an idea... 'Bloodshot' Tampons. Maybe sell them as 'Bloodshot Bullets' and have a picture of him on the packet loading one into a shotgun with a big grin on his face... Grim. Yet hilarious.:tomato:
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MarkRoseHFX wrote:
depluto wrote:Not that I use those anymore (wife is fixed), but it might be nice to see some Valiant "Good Skin" condoms.
This is indeed a good skin. FEEL MY POWER!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: on both counts! I would definitely be buying these...not because I need the power....um no...not at all...just for the novelty...yeah for the novelty
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pixierosa wrote:
Burrito Boy wrote:
pixierosa wrote:Oh, it's me. I just try to not let my obnoxious side out on unsuspecting denizens of the interweb.
I didn't know you had an obnoxious side. I thought you were just her to berate us about acting immature. :P
Only when you talk about "bewbies". :P

I'm plenty obnoxious, just deceptively nice.
Say "boobies" again :twisted:
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Shadowman99 wrote:'Good Skin' condoms. Now that idea I CAN dig! :D
Brilliant :lol:

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Wonder what happened with these? Anyone else have one of the pamphlets?

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Yeah I grabbed one of these pamphlets years ago. Just another item to throw on the pile of "we're teasing but never actually release it, or even if we do, it's just one wave." Plushies, trading card preview set, statue, Minimates, vinyl figures. I'll give them the benefit of the doubt with the MINIMATES but this would be the last time.
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depluto wrote:I'm down for two of each (to save) plus one of each to drink (why not?).
because I enjoy my health.

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Donovan wrote:I'm going to wait for the Valiant chewable vitamins.
Me too, I down those things like candy.

And will these be in stores? Cuz I'd buy a few, a chocolate drink sounds weird but I could dig a Blood-shot

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depluto wrote:Not that I use those anymore (wife is fixed), but it might be nice to see some Valiant "Good Skin" condoms.
Bloodshot condoms. For hard pounders only.


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