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This is indeed a good skin. FEEL MY POWER!depluto wrote:Not that I use those anymore (wife is fixed), but it might be nice to see some Valiant "Good Skin" condoms.
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I'm not sure I follow what you guys are saying . . can you draw a picture ?MarkRoseHFX wrote:This is indeed a good skin. FEEL MY POWER!depluto wrote:Not that I use those anymore (wife is fixed), but it might be nice to see some Valiant "Good Skin" condoms.
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Well there's your problem right there; whisky. Redbull only goes with Jager.lorddunlow wrote:I wonder if my LCS will sale these with the Yoohoo they advertise at the counter for the gaming crowd that lives there on Saturday nights?
Funny story: I called my LCS to ask what time they closed, as we were going out for dinner and were running late for our reservations. The guy says, "Oh, it's Saturday, so it's game night. It gets pretty wild here, so we don't close until 1am or so."![]()
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I detest energy drinks. Red Bull should never be an ingredient in an alcoholic drink. It's like, "here, pour this whisky down a toilet!"

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MarkRoseHFX wrote:This is indeed a good skin. FEEL MY POWER!depluto wrote:Not that I use those anymore (wife is fixed), but it might be nice to see some Valiant "Good Skin" condoms.




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....MrDomino wrote:They will sit on my shelf unopened, for I find their contents vile, but they will make my shelf more glorious nonetheless.

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No, no. I was waiting for Wolf Class.depluto wrote:OK, I realize I just made this thread tacky.

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Tacky... or sticky?depluto wrote:OK, I realize I just made this thread tacky.

While we're talking unlikely marketing materials, to go along with yours, I think Torque should have a body spray. "Eau de d-o-u-c-h-e"

"Sorry, no. You are absolutely about to pepper spray the wrong guy."
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Did pixierosa really just make that joke or was her account hacked?pixierosa wrote:Tacky... or sticky?depluto wrote:OK, I realize I just made this thread tacky.
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While we're talking unlikely marketing materials, to go along with yours, I think Torque should have a body spray. "Eau de d-o-u-c-h-e"

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Oh, it's me. I just try to not let my obnoxious side out on unsuspecting denizens of the interweb.
"Sorry, no. You are absolutely about to pepper spray the wrong guy."
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I didn't know you had an obnoxious side. I thought you were just here to berate us about acting immature.pixierosa wrote:Oh, it's me. I just try to not let my obnoxious side out on unsuspecting denizens of the interweb.

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Only when you talk about "bewbies".Burrito Boy wrote:I didn't know you had an obnoxious side. I thought you were just her to berate us about acting immature.pixierosa wrote:Oh, it's me. I just try to not let my obnoxious side out on unsuspecting denizens of the interweb.

I'm plenty obnoxious, just deceptively nice.
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I would never talk about bewbies. It's uncivilized. 

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I almost made that same joke when I read depluto's comment, but I decided against it. That makes pixierosa more immature than me. Congratulations pixierosa. That's impressive.pixierosa wrote:Tacky... or sticky?depluto wrote:OK, I realize I just made this thread tacky.
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While we're talking unlikely marketing materials, to go along with yours, I think Torque should have a body spray. "Eau de d-o-u-c-h-e"
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Did somebody say bewbs?
"Good skin, *SQUEE* to me"
Sorry
"Good skin, *SQUEE* to me"
Sorry

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I'm sure you'll make a comeback.lorddunlow wrote: I almost made that same joke when I read depluto's comment, but I decided against it. That makes pixierosa more immature than me. Congratulations pixierosa. That's impressive.

"Sorry, no. You are absolutely about to pepper spray the wrong guy."
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'Eau de Torquelette'??pixierosa wrote:...While we're talking unlikely marketing materials, to go along with yours, I think Torque should have a body spray. "Eau de d-o-u-c-h-e"
Oh God, I just had an idea... 'Bloodshot' Tampons. Maybe sell them as 'Bloodshot Bullets' and have a picture of him on the packet loading one into a shotgun with a big grin on his face... Grim. Yet hilarious.

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MarkRoseHFX wrote:This is indeed a good skin. FEEL MY POWER!depluto wrote:Not that I use those anymore (wife is fixed), but it might be nice to see some Valiant "Good Skin" condoms.




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Say "boobies" againpixierosa wrote:Only when you talk about "bewbies".Burrito Boy wrote:I didn't know you had an obnoxious side. I thought you were just her to berate us about acting immature.pixierosa wrote:Oh, it's me. I just try to not let my obnoxious side out on unsuspecting denizens of the interweb.![]()
I'm plenty obnoxious, just deceptively nice.

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BrilliantShadowman99 wrote:'Good Skin' condoms. Now that idea I CAN dig!

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Wonder what happened with these? Anyone else have one of the pamphlets?
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Yeah I grabbed one of these pamphlets years ago. Just another item to throw on the pile of "we're teasing but never actually release it, or even if we do, it's just one wave." Plushies, trading card preview set, statue, Minimates, vinyl figures. I'll give them the benefit of the doubt with the MINIMATES but this would be the last time.
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because I enjoy my health.depluto wrote:I'm down for two of each (to save) plus one of each to drink (why not?).
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Me too, I down those things like candy.Donovan wrote:I'm going to wait for the Valiant chewable vitamins.
And will these be in stores? Cuz I'd buy a few, a chocolate drink sounds weird but I could dig a Blood-shot
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Bloodshot condoms. For hard pounders only.depluto wrote:Not that I use those anymore (wife is fixed), but it might be nice to see some Valiant "Good Skin" condoms.