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Why am I angry?

Post by Hotwire »

For a moment, let me borrow from the teachings of Nat X.

I'm angry because distinguished gentlemen still love to play billiards, a traditional game where a white ball has to knock all the colored balls off the table. Push the black ball into a hole and you win.

I'm angry because some of you love hockey, a sport where enraged white men chase each other with sticks across the ice. Some of you call a white mouse a pet and feed it cheese, and call a black mouse a rat and try to kill it.

I'm angry because VEI refuses to feature me in their comics. I think they are afraid of what I represent, power and heritage.

Now I will go bowling, my favorite game. I shall roll a big, black ball repeatedly down a narrow lane, smashing into several fat white pins with red necks. Soothes the soul.

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:lol:

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Re: Why am I angry?

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But then, how do you really feel?

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Hotwire wrote:I'm angry because some of you love hockey, a sport where enraged white men chase each other with sticks across the ice.
You forgot to mention that the puck is black, and that it's repeatedly hit with the sticks, corraled towards white men wearing masks.

The only thing missing is whips and chains, right???

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Re: Why am I angry?

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slym2none wrote:You forgot to mention that the puck is black, and that it's repeatedly hit with the sticks, corraled towards white men wearing masks.
Hockey fan. Huh.

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Hotwire wrote:
slym2none wrote:You forgot to mention that the puck is black, and that it's repeatedly hit with the sticks, corraled towards white men wearing masks.
Hockey fan. Huh.
Not really, just recently exposed to it, since NC has a team now.

I like bowling as well... for many the same reasons as you.



-slym (lives near FAR too many rednecks)

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Re: Why am I angry?

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slym2none wrote:
Hotwire wrote:
slym2none wrote:You forgot to mention that the puck is black, and that it's repeatedly hit with the sticks, corraled towards white men wearing masks.
Hockey fan. Huh.
Not really, just recently exposed to it, since NC has a team now.

I like bowling as well... for many the same reasons as you.



-slym (lives near FAR too many rednecks)
There's hockey in Amarillo, Texas. It's everywhere and they renamed the team and it's gay now.

I also live near a lot of rednecks. They are my customers.

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Welcome!! Great post!! LOL :lol:

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Chiclo wrote:
slym2none wrote:
Hotwire wrote:
slym2none wrote:You forgot to mention that the puck is black, and that it's repeatedly hit with the sticks, corraled towards white men wearing masks.
Hockey fan. Huh.
Not really, just recently exposed to it, since NC has a team now.

I like bowling as well... for many the same reasons as you.



-slym (lives near FAR too many rednecks)
There's hockey in Amarillo, Texas. It's everywhere and they renamed the team and it's gay now.

I also live near a lot of rednecks. They are my customers.
Are they not the Amarillo Gorillas anymore? Wasn't that the name of the hockey team?

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ThrillKillWill wrote:
Chiclo wrote:
slym2none wrote:
Hotwire wrote:
slym2none wrote:You forgot to mention that the puck is black, and that it's repeatedly hit with the sticks, corraled towards white men wearing masks.
Hockey fan. Huh.
Not really, just recently exposed to it, since NC has a team now.

I like bowling as well... for many the same reasons as you.



-slym (lives near FAR too many rednecks)
There's hockey in Amarillo, Texas. It's everywhere and they renamed the team and it's gay now.

I also live near a lot of rednecks. They are my customers.
Are they not the Amarillo Gorillas anymore? Wasn't that the name of the hockey team?
The Gorillas is the new, gay name.

They used to be the Rattlers. We have rattlesnakes around here, but not gorillas. I don't recall running into any cotton king snakes around here, though.

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Chiclo wrote:
ThrillKillWill wrote:
Chiclo wrote:
slym2none wrote:
Hotwire wrote:
slym2none wrote:You forgot to mention that the puck is black, and that it's repeatedly hit with the sticks, corraled towards white men wearing masks.
Hockey fan. Huh.
Not really, just recently exposed to it, since NC has a team now.

I like bowling as well... for many the same reasons as you.



-slym (lives near FAR too many rednecks)
There's hockey in Amarillo, Texas. It's everywhere and they renamed the team and it's gay now.

I also live near a lot of rednecks. They are my customers.
Are they not the Amarillo Gorillas anymore? Wasn't that the name of the hockey team?
The Gorillas is the new, gay name.

They used to be the Rattlers. We have rattlesnakes around here, but not gorillas. I don't recall running into any cotton king snakes around here, though.
Cotton is King down here.

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Re: Why am I angry?

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ThrillKillWill wrote:Cotton is King down here.
Can't wait until Hotwire sees THAT...

:lol:



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Re: Why am I angry?

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slym2none wrote:
ThrillKillWill wrote:Cotton is King down here.
Can't wait until Hotwire sees THAT...

:lol:



-slym
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Cotton is white correct???

oh he won't like that...

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Chiclo wrote: We have rattlesnakes around here, but not gorillas. I don't recall running into any cotton king snakes around here, though.
:lol: :lol:


Welcome to the board Hotwire !! Great post . . . :)

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slym2none wrote:
ThrillKillWill wrote:Cotton is King down here.
Can't wait until Hotwire sees THAT...

:lol:



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I'm not racist, although the concept of a hockey team full of gay gorillas is not surprising to me.

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Hotwire wrote:
slym2none wrote:
ThrillKillWill wrote:Cotton is King down here.
Can't wait until Hotwire sees THAT...

:lol:



-slym
I'm not racist, although the concept of a hockey team full of gay gorillas is not surprising to me.
Dang - now I don't get to use my line, "The closest you've come to slavery is picking the cotton out of a bottle of aspirin."

:twisted:



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Post by X-O HoboJoe »

Hotwire wrote:
slym2none wrote:
ThrillKillWill wrote:Cotton is King down here.
Can't wait until Hotwire sees THAT...

:lol:



-slym
I'm not racist, although the concept of a hockey team full of gay gorillas is not surprising to me.
So what's your take on Soccer?

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Hotwire wrote:
slym2none wrote:
ThrillKillWill wrote:Cotton is King down here.
Can't wait until Hotwire sees THAT...

:lol:



-slym
I'm not racist, although the concept of a hockey team full of gay gorillas is not surprising to me.
and the thread is gay.... :lol:

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Hotwire wrote:For a moment, let me borrow from the teachings of Nat X.

I'm angry because distinguished gentlemen still love to play billiards, a traditional game where a white ball has to knock all the colored balls off the table. Push the black ball into a hole and you win.

I'm angry because some of you love hockey, a sport where enraged white men chase each other with sticks across the ice. Some of you call a white mouse a pet and feed it cheese, and call a black mouse a rat and try to kill it.

I'm angry because VEI refuses to feature me in their comics. I think they are afraid of what I represent, power and heritage.

Now I will go bowling, my favorite game. I shall roll a big, black ball repeatedly down a narrow lane, smashing into several fat white pins with red necks. Soothes the soul.
:lol:


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