Why am I angry?
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Why am I angry?
For a moment, let me borrow from the teachings of Nat X.
I'm angry because distinguished gentlemen still love to play billiards, a traditional game where a white ball has to knock all the colored balls off the table. Push the black ball into a hole and you win.
I'm angry because some of you love hockey, a sport where enraged white men chase each other with sticks across the ice. Some of you call a white mouse a pet and feed it cheese, and call a black mouse a rat and try to kill it.
I'm angry because VEI refuses to feature me in their comics. I think they are afraid of what I represent, power and heritage.
Now I will go bowling, my favorite game. I shall roll a big, black ball repeatedly down a narrow lane, smashing into several fat white pins with red necks. Soothes the soul.
I'm angry because distinguished gentlemen still love to play billiards, a traditional game where a white ball has to knock all the colored balls off the table. Push the black ball into a hole and you win.
I'm angry because some of you love hockey, a sport where enraged white men chase each other with sticks across the ice. Some of you call a white mouse a pet and feed it cheese, and call a black mouse a rat and try to kill it.
I'm angry because VEI refuses to feature me in their comics. I think they are afraid of what I represent, power and heritage.
Now I will go bowling, my favorite game. I shall roll a big, black ball repeatedly down a narrow lane, smashing into several fat white pins with red necks. Soothes the soul.
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Re: Why am I angry?
Welcome aboard Hotwire 

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Re: Why am I angry?
You forgot to mention that the puck is black, and that it's repeatedly hit with the sticks, corraled towards white men wearing masks.Hotwire wrote:I'm angry because some of you love hockey, a sport where enraged white men chase each other with sticks across the ice.
The only thing missing is whips and chains, right???

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Re: Why am I angry?
Hockey fan. Huh.slym2none wrote:You forgot to mention that the puck is black, and that it's repeatedly hit with the sticks, corraled towards white men wearing masks.
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Re: Why am I angry?
Not really, just recently exposed to it, since NC has a team now.Hotwire wrote:Hockey fan. Huh.slym2none wrote:You forgot to mention that the puck is black, and that it's repeatedly hit with the sticks, corraled towards white men wearing masks.
I like bowling as well... for many the same reasons as you.
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Re: Why am I angry?
There's hockey in Amarillo, Texas. It's everywhere and they renamed the team and it's gay now.slym2none wrote:Not really, just recently exposed to it, since NC has a team now.Hotwire wrote:Hockey fan. Huh.slym2none wrote:You forgot to mention that the puck is black, and that it's repeatedly hit with the sticks, corraled towards white men wearing masks.
I like bowling as well... for many the same reasons as you.
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I also live near a lot of rednecks. They are my customers.
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Re: Why am I angry?
Are they not the Amarillo Gorillas anymore? Wasn't that the name of the hockey team?Chiclo wrote:There's hockey in Amarillo, Texas. It's everywhere and they renamed the team and it's gay now.slym2none wrote:Not really, just recently exposed to it, since NC has a team now.Hotwire wrote:Hockey fan. Huh.slym2none wrote:You forgot to mention that the puck is black, and that it's repeatedly hit with the sticks, corraled towards white men wearing masks.
I like bowling as well... for many the same reasons as you.
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I also live near a lot of rednecks. They are my customers.
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Re: Why am I angry?
The Gorillas is the new, gay name.ThrillKillWill wrote:Are they not the Amarillo Gorillas anymore? Wasn't that the name of the hockey team?Chiclo wrote:There's hockey in Amarillo, Texas. It's everywhere and they renamed the team and it's gay now.slym2none wrote:Not really, just recently exposed to it, since NC has a team now.Hotwire wrote:Hockey fan. Huh.slym2none wrote:You forgot to mention that the puck is black, and that it's repeatedly hit with the sticks, corraled towards white men wearing masks.
I like bowling as well... for many the same reasons as you.
-slym (lives near FAR too many rednecks)
I also live near a lot of rednecks. They are my customers.
They used to be the Rattlers. We have rattlesnakes around here, but not gorillas. I don't recall running into any cotton king snakes around here, though.
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Re: Why am I angry?
Cotton is King down here.Chiclo wrote:The Gorillas is the new, gay name.ThrillKillWill wrote:Are they not the Amarillo Gorillas anymore? Wasn't that the name of the hockey team?Chiclo wrote:There's hockey in Amarillo, Texas. It's everywhere and they renamed the team and it's gay now.slym2none wrote:Not really, just recently exposed to it, since NC has a team now.Hotwire wrote:Hockey fan. Huh.slym2none wrote:You forgot to mention that the puck is black, and that it's repeatedly hit with the sticks, corraled towards white men wearing masks.
I like bowling as well... for many the same reasons as you.
-slym (lives near FAR too many rednecks)
I also live near a lot of rednecks. They are my customers.
They used to be the Rattlers. We have rattlesnakes around here, but not gorillas. I don't recall running into any cotton king snakes around here, though.
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Re: Why am I angry?
Can't wait until Hotwire sees THAT...ThrillKillWill wrote:Cotton is King down here.

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Re: Why am I angry?
slym2none wrote:Can't wait until Hotwire sees THAT...ThrillKillWill wrote:Cotton is King down here.
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Cotton is white correct???
oh he won't like that...
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Re: Why am I angry?
Chiclo wrote: We have rattlesnakes around here, but not gorillas. I don't recall running into any cotton king snakes around here, though.


Welcome to the board Hotwire !! Great post . . .

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Re: Why am I angry?
I'm not racist, although the concept of a hockey team full of gay gorillas is not surprising to me.slym2none wrote:Can't wait until Hotwire sees THAT...ThrillKillWill wrote:Cotton is King down here.
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Re: Why am I angry?
Dang - now I don't get to use my line, "The closest you've come to slavery is picking the cotton out of a bottle of aspirin."Hotwire wrote:I'm not racist, although the concept of a hockey team full of gay gorillas is not surprising to me.slym2none wrote:Can't wait until Hotwire sees THAT...ThrillKillWill wrote:Cotton is King down here.
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Re: Why am I angry?
So what's your take on Soccer?Hotwire wrote:I'm not racist, although the concept of a hockey team full of gay gorillas is not surprising to me.slym2none wrote:Can't wait until Hotwire sees THAT...ThrillKillWill wrote:Cotton is King down here.
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Re: Why am I angry?
and the thread is gay....Hotwire wrote:I'm not racist, although the concept of a hockey team full of gay gorillas is not surprising to me.slym2none wrote:Can't wait until Hotwire sees THAT...ThrillKillWill wrote:Cotton is King down here.
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Re: Why am I angry?
Hotwire wrote:For a moment, let me borrow from the teachings of Nat X.
I'm angry because distinguished gentlemen still love to play billiards, a traditional game where a white ball has to knock all the colored balls off the table. Push the black ball into a hole and you win.
I'm angry because some of you love hockey, a sport where enraged white men chase each other with sticks across the ice. Some of you call a white mouse a pet and feed it cheese, and call a black mouse a rat and try to kill it.
I'm angry because VEI refuses to feature me in their comics. I think they are afraid of what I represent, power and heritage.
Now I will go bowling, my favorite game. I shall roll a big, black ball repeatedly down a narrow lane, smashing into several fat white pins with red necks. Soothes the soul.
